People who say I 'think too much'?

are just bugged that I can see through their BS.

Next one who says it,  I'm going to say something like, "Maybe *you* think too *little*," or, "If everyone *else* would think a little *more*, maybe I wouldn't *have* to think so much."

Or for the ones who say, "You're too smart for your own good?" I'll try, "Well, *your hair* is too curly," or maybe, "Your eyes are too blue." See if the *total* ridiculosity of their comment gets through to them.

The 'back-at-you' baseball bat.  Ka-POW!!!