sleeping in Sunday school

Johnny was not the best student in Sunday school - he usually slept through class.

One day the teacher called on him while he was napping,
"Tell me, Johnny, who created the universe?"

When Johnny didn't stir, Mary, an altruistic girl seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed him in the butt.

"God Almighty!" shouted Johnny.
The teacher said, "Very good,” and Johnny fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Johnny, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Johnny didn't wake.

Once again, Mary came to the rescue and stuck him with the pin.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Johnny.
The teacher said, "Very good.”
Johnny fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Johnny a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Mary jabbed him with the pin.

This time Johnny jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

:-)