funny quotes.

Googled the title of the previous post, came up with a nearly identical line from Jane Wagner, the woman who writes (co-writes? collaborates with?) much of Lily Tomlin's comic material:

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."

A couple of others from her, the first of which is one of my all-time favorites:

"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."

More:

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific."

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

More Tomlin/Wagner jokes here:
http://www.lilytomlin.com/lily/quotes.htm